[insects buzzing]
[exotic flute music]
[hard rock music]
>> Yeah!
Wahh!
Insanity,
don't make a move, fool.
>> Out of the way.
>> Welcome to varsity, Chet.
>> You're a big boy now.
>> You a big punk?
Huh?
[laughter]
splash!
[laughter]
>> [coughs]
>> If you're a student, they
killed you.
A doctor, lawyer, musician,
artist--they killed you.
They killed you if you could
read, if you wore glasses.
>> Why didn't people just take
off their glasses and hide them?
That's what I would have done.
>> And you might have gotten
away with it.
But many people were betrayed by
colleagues, by neighbors,
sometimes even family.
Students turned in their
teachers.
>> Mr. Walker?
>> Uh, yes--
Heather.
>> The Khmer Rouge were
Cambodians too?
>> That's correct.
That's it.
Thank you.
Could you get the blinds,
please?
The Khmer Rouge were a Communist
faction that grew in size and
power during the Vietnam War.
When they first marched through
Phnom Penh, they were greeted
with cheers.
People believed that they were
their liberators.
>> But if they were Cambodians
too, why did they kill their own
people?
>> That's a good question,
Heather, with a very complicated
answer.
>> What's so complicated about
right and wrong?
>> That is exactly the question
that we are gonna try and answer
this semester.
Please do not forget your fall
reading list on your way out.
If you have any questions or
problems, my office hours are
posted on your curriculum
sheets.
Please feel free to stop by.
>> [giggles slyly]
>> Oh, come on.
>> "Mr. Walker, what's so
complicated about right and
wrong?"
You're such a dork.
[somber country music]
>> She fixed me a dinner
of sunflower seeds
and ready-whipped topping
inhalers.
And take me down South
with Hall and Oates
in her mouth.
My first love,
my Joan Jett of Arc.
>> [sighs]
[mouthing words silently]
No, it's not negotiable.
>> My black heart was heavy.
Her mom's Cougar was fast
as little pink houses
were whistled.
And it was all you can eat
at the Sizzler that night.
My steak-burning
Joan Jett of Arc.
>> Okay, good.
Mm-hmm.
>> And the shopping malls
and roller rinks
all dim their lights.
Cicadas and crickets
were silent.
And train tracks
like stitches
skidding
bicycle tires
as I slipped
in my Joan Jett of Arc.
As I slipped
in my Joan Jett of Arc.
>> Eh.
>> [chuckles]
>> [snickers]
[snickers]
[bell jingles]
The more I sweat, the wetter I
get, the wetter I get, the
better I sweat.
>> I've bet you've never met a
better, wetter sweater yet.
Emily Dickinson?
>> Yeah.
>> What'll it be, folks?
>> Folks?
>> Uh, what flavors have you got
today?
>> Uh, French vanilla, mocha
chip, peanut butter dream,
coconut--
>> No fair looking.
>> Coconut cream, mint chip,
coffee fudge, hazelnut, green
tea, ginger, rocky road, mango,
chocolate.
>> Mango.
Is it real mango?
>> What do you mean by "real"?
>> I mean, do you make it here?
>> I don't make anything.
I just scoop it.
>> I'll take a single scoop of
mango, please.
>> There you go.
>> Oh, thank you.
>> Just a glass of water.
Please.
>> Air conditioner died.
>> Why are you wearing a
sweatshirt?
>> I don't know.
I should probably take it off.
>> You should take it off.
>> Take it off.
Oh, come on.
Come on.
>> What?
>> You always--she always
does this.
>> I do.
>> Can I get another cone,
please?
>> Yeah.
>> Mango reminds me of Cambodia.
We went on our honeymoon.
I went mad for mangoes.
>> They're still talking about
her in Phnom Penh.
>> Phnom Penh is the--
>> Capital of Cambodia since the
15th century?
Oh, we studied Southeast Asia
last year.
I like history.
>> I teach history.
>> Cool.
>> At the Royce Academy.
It's a private girls' school.
>> Dave's a very gifted teacher.
Well, you are.
He is.
>> There you go.
>> Oh, you didn't have to
give me-- >> Aw, it's on the house.
>> Oh, thank you, uh--
Chet.
>> You just made a friend for
life.
>> [chuckles]
[girls chatting outside]
>> Mr. Walker?
>> Yeah?
>> I saw on TV that we won't
support a ban on land mines, and
that article you gave us says
that in Cambodia, every single
day, someone, like, steps on a
land mine, and it gets their
legs blown off.
You know, like farmers and
children, and that makes
America--
a bad country, doesn't it?
>> Well, you can't categorize a
country or its people as simply
good or bad.
There are contexts and
circumstances.
You sympathize with the
Cambodian people, right?
>> Of course I do.
>> They're good people?
>> They're so poor, they hardly
have anything.
>> Most of the Khmer Rouge
soldiers were in fact Cambodian
peasants who joined up out of
necessity, and they were
uneducated, hungry, afraid.
And how can anyone know what
they'd do if someone held a gun
to their head?
>> Mr. Walker?
>> Yeah.
>> Is your wife pretty?
[jangly rock music]
>> Love is only
for the lovely,
and such
a glamorous thing
to waste.
Wait,
I have to fix my makeup.
Wait.
>> Elaine.
>> [giggles]
>> Straighten that leg you're
standing on, all right?
Don't sink in at the hip.
Lift up.
Up...
Good.
>> Come on, come on.
One more rep.
>> You got a cramp?
You're breaking your own record
this morning back there.
Keep it up, buddy.
>> Full extension, full
extension.
Come on, Rico.
Come on.
1:35.
>> Yo.
>> Yo, Chet, wait up, man.
>> I'm waiting.
I'm waiting.
>> Where you at, bro?
>> Got to go to work.
[bells jingle]
>> Ice cream, ice cream.
I'm gonna swoon from this heat
if I don't have some ice cream
immediately.
>> Hey, Dave.
Hey.
>> Elaine.
At least, I was Elaine before
this heat sucked all the
moisture from my body.
[exhales]
You think I'm a mad old lady.
>> No.
Well, no.
>> Admit it.
I look ancient to you.
>> No, I think you look--
>> Guess.
>> Guess what?
>> My age.
>> Uh-oh.
>> I don't know.
I'm not really good at--
>> No, come on--
Okay, if you're wrong, our cones
are free, and I'm gonna give you
a two-year handicap.
It'll be fun.
Take your time.
>> I don't know, I mean--
30?
>> [mock sighs]
Start scooping.
>> I told you I wasn't good at
ages.
>> I'm 27.
>> [chuckles]
[clears throat]
>> Yeah, I suppose there's not
much difference between 27 and
30 in the eyes of a kid, right?
>> I'm not a kid.
I'm 16.
>> Oh.
>> Almost 16.
>> A double coconut-mango.
>> I'll have a peach, please.
>> I'm 28.
Just.
>> We'll eat in here.
I don't want to drip all over
the car.
>> Okay.
>> Mm.
Good.
>> There you go.
>> Thank you.
>> That's okay.
>> You sure?
>> Yeah.
>> Mm.
>> Thank you.
So you guys are going out
tonight?
>> Yes, my beautiful, weird wife
is taking me to the city this
evening.
>> Our friends are singing at a
club.
>> Cool.
>> You like the city, Chet?
>> I don't know.
I've never been.
>> Really?
>> In your life?
>> Elaine has a great singing
voice.
She had one of the best voices
at NYU.
>> I did not.
>> Are you gonna sing tonight?
>> No, no.
I've given all that up.
>> Why?
>> Well, because she's a very
successful businesswoman now.
She's an event planner.
>> Cool, what's that?
>> I, um, I--
>> She plans events, parties.
>> I plan things.
>> Erato and Oprah
and Uma and Dave
and Godzilla
all out dancing at a rave.
Dave gave a vitamin
to Oprah that day,
then she fainted.
And then all the lights
in the auditorium came up,
and everyone
started singing.
>> Oh, no!
>> Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying, dying
and Satan doth prowl.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, no, dying.
>> [whispering inaudibly]
>> Gauguin and Escher
and Stein and Man Ray
and Godzilla
all our for burgers
one day.
Somehow instead
they wound up in LA,
and they hated it.
[laughter]
>> Of course they would.
>> You're right.
>> Okay, sing.
>> Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
I'm dying.
Satan doth prowl.
Oh, Jesus, help me now.
Lord, I'm dying.
Oh, no.
Dying.
[cheers and applause]
[mouthing words inaudibly]
>> You have to.
>> Uh, this is--
This is for my husband, Dave.
[gentle guitar playing]
The Book of Love
is long and boring.
No one can lift
the damn thing.
It's full of charts
and facts and figures
and instructions
for dancing.
But I...
I love it
when you read to me,
And you...
You can read me anything.
The Book of Love
is long and boring
and written very long ago.
It's full of flowers
and heart-shaped boxes
and things we're all
too young to know.
But I...
I love it
when you give me things.
And you...
You are to give me
wedding rings.
And you are to give me
wedding rings.
And you are to give me
wedding rings.
[chuckles]
[cheers and applause]
>> Sleep tight.
>> Good night.
>> Thanks, guys.
[jangly guitar music playing]
>> [singing unintelligibly]
>> Chet told me the oddest
thing.
Did you know that human beings
are the only mammals that can't
simultaneously drink and
breathe at the same time?
>> That's redundant.
>> Drinking and breathing?
>> "Simultaneously" and "at the
same time."
>> [spits]
[giggles]
Whoops.
I invited him for dinner
tomorrow night.
We don't have any plans.
I feel sorry for him.
His mother just picked up
and left when he was 12.
>> Jesus.
>> His father works nights.
He's hardly ever home.
>> No brothers and sisters?
>> He's practically an orphan.
>> You want us to adopt him?
>> He's helping me design a menu
for that space conference.
You know, the scientists
obsessed with the Mars colony.
>> Oh.
>> Chet knows all about space
food.
All his weird subjects.
>> Right.
>> You're gonna be our guinea
pig.
[both chuckle]
>> Why don't we invite some
friends and have a party?
>> You know no one will come out
from the city--
>> [together]
On a Saturday night.
If we only had a pool.
>> Oh, God.
Am I that predictable?
>> We could have a child of our
own, you know.
>> David.
A few more years.
Ten.
[chuckles]
[sighs]
[chimes tinkling]
[doorbell rings]
>> I'm coming!
>> Oh...
Thank you.
Oh, they're beautiful.
>> [chuckles]
>> [giggles softly]
Oh, could you go to the store
with David?
I forgot the red peppers.
>> Yeah, yeah, sure.
>> Um, come in, come in.
David?
Can you find something more
comfortable for Chet to put on?
>> Stung Treng, Cambodia.
>> What's that--a G?
>> G.
>> Watch out.
>> G, G, G...
Gravata, Spain.
>> Look over your right
shoulder when you reverse.
>> Appalachia National Park.
K.
>> Kawasaki.
>> The motorcycle?
>> Nah, it's a place too.
>> I was just testing you.
>> All right.
>> Right shoulder.
Ithaca.
Greece and upstate New York.
That's double points.
>> You can't do that!
[tires skid]
>> Game's over.
[blender running]
[country music playing faintly]
>> [laughs triumphantly]
I won.
>> Barely.
Best of three.
>> Nah, I don't think so.
>> Organic, healthy, and
could be hydroponically grown.
It's got everything on our menu.
Eat me.
Please eat me.
Mmm-mm.
>> Thank you.
>> Mmm.
>> Hey, uh, Chet says that on
Mars they'll grow their produce
in human waste.
>> Purified.
I mean, everything has to be
purified.
It'll take spaceships at least
six months to get there.
>> Imagine the jet lag.
Our flight to Cambodia was bad
enough.
But you have to go to Cambodia.
>> Oh, it's great.
>> I'd like to.
>> Remember those luscious
strawberries that we bought in
the market in Phnom Penh?
The hill tribe people grow them.
Oh...
You should see these people.
The wonderful way that they
dress, and their clothes are
woven with beads and silver.
And the women have these long,
long necks.
They could've come from Mars.
Not at all like our idea of
people.
>> What's your idea of people?
>> That's a very good question.
Elaine?
>> I don't know, like, you're my
idea of people.
>> [chuckles]
>> Our friends are my idea of
people.
>> Two arms, two legs, walks
upright.
>> [laughs]
Makes love.
>> Makes a very nice dinner.
Thank you.
>> Eats in nice restaurants.
>> Reads the Times.
>> Can talk about books and
movies and theater
intelligently.
>> Needs two strong cups of
coffee every morning to get out
of bed.
>> [chuckles]
>> Oh, I love this song.
Needs two glasses of wine to
relax at night.
My idea of people drinks wine.
>> Cheers.
>> [humming along to music]
>> Let's pretend
this song won't end
and we never
have to go home.
>> My idea of people dances with
her handsome husband.
Come on!
>> And nothing matters
when we're dancing.
In tat or tatters,
you're entrancing.
Be we in Paris
or in Lansing,
nothing matters
when we're dancing.
>> [humming to music]
>> You've never
been more beautiful,
your eyes
like two full moons.
As here
in this poor
old dance hall--
>> Come on.
Let's see what you got.
>> [chuckles]
Will you take me to Cambodia?
>> Oh, Chet, it's so far away.
Why don't you pick someplace
closer?
>> Where else do you want to go?
>> What, me?
>> Yeah.
You.
>> Disney World.
>> [laughs]
>> What?
>> You're joking.
>> No.
>> Don't you want to go
somewhere more
eco-vegan-Greenpeace-esque?
>> Someplace a little more
exotic?
>> Disney World is exotic to me.
I've never been anywhere.
I've never even been on an
airplane.
>> Oh, that is so sad.
[giggles]
We should take him.
>> You should take me.
>> [laughs]
Disney World.
>> Yes.
[exotic flute music]
>> I bought it in the
marketplace from this woman.
She wove the cloth herself.
She was so lovely.
At first, I hated Cambodia.
I didn't understand it.
Made me cry.
Everywhere we went, there were--
people with limbs missing.
>> Leftover land mines.
[both laugh]
>> David?
[both laugh]
David?
You shouldn't be here with us
on a Saturday night.
You should be out with friends
your own age.
>> You're my friend.
Dave's my friend.
Age isn't important, right?
We're all just people.
>> Right.
People people.
>> People people.
>> [chuckles]
So what's your idea of people?
>> I don't know.
Uh, they want to be useful.
They want to do good things.
They want to not hurt anybody.
Or be hurt.
They want to be able to sleep
well at night, to swim in nice,
clean pools, to win races.
Read interesting books.
Have a family.
A father, mother.
I want to have experiences.
Always be trying new things.
[both sigh uncomfortably]
>> That was new.
>> Yeah.
Are you mad?
>> No.
I'm flattered, but you should
probably go.
>> Yeah, no, I--
I just got to get my clothes.
>> Wow.
>> David!
>> No, no, no...
>> I won't, I won't.
David!
>> Don't.
>> David!
David!
Oh, God.
Nothing wakes him when he's been
drinking.
Not a telephone--
Car alarms, earthquakes,
thunder.
Car engines at 3:00 in the
morning.
Shit.
>> When I was a little boy, I
could not fall asleep unless my
mom said good night to me an
even number of times.
Yeah, like, twice.
"Good night, good night."
Or four times.
"Good night, good night, good
night, good night"
Sometimes as a joke, my dad, he
would throw in an extra one, and
then my mom would have to say
good night to me again to even
it out.
>> The, uh...
The ice cream...
>> What?
>> When you recited the flavors.
Do you think that you could, um,
recite them again for me?
>> Now?
French vanilla, chocolate,
chocolate swirl...
Peanut butter dream.
Coconut cream.
Mint chip.
Caramel chunk.
Coffee fudge.
Pineapple.
Mango.
Vanilla.
French vanilla.
[chimes ringing softly]
[thunder crashes rain falls]
>> David--
[gasps]
David.
David!
[screams playfully]
[girls chatting outside]
>> Maybe he'll divorce his wife
for you.
>> You know, he's, um, old
enough to be your father.
>> He is not.
And besides, I don't love him.
I just like him.
He's an inspiration.
>> Do you ever notice that lump
in his pants when he wears his
chinos?
I bet you he has such a big--
>> Hi, girls.
>> [together]
Good morning, Mr. Walker.
>> Thank you.
>> Go ahead, ask him.
>> Ask me what?
>> Heather wants to ask you if
she can take your picture.
>> Uh, it's for the school
newspaper, Mr. Walker.
>> Sure, sure.
It'd be an honor.
Where do you want me?
>> Um, just--
>> Here?
Yeah.
>> Can I ask you a question,
Mr. Walker?
>> You just did.
>> What?
Oh, okay.
Um, it's a personal one.
>> Shoot.
>> Do you think Heather's cute?
flash!
>> Oh, shit.
[phone rings]
Um...
[phone continues ringing]
>> The Book of Love
is long and boring.
No one can lift
the damn thing.
It's full of charts
and facts and figures
and instructions
for dancing.
But I...
I love it
when you read to me,
and you...
You can read me anything.
The Book of Love
has music in it.
In fact, that's where
music comes from.
Some of it
is just transcendental.
Some of it
is just really dumb.
But I...
I love it
when you sing to me.
And you...
You can sing me anything.
The Book of Love
is long and boring
and written very long ago.
It's full of flowers
and heart-shaped boxes
and things we're all
too young to know.
But I...
I love it
when you give me things.
And you...
You are to give me
wedding rings.
I...
I love it
when you give me things.
And you...
You are to give me
wedding rings.
splash!
[raining]
beep!
[breathing heavily]
[chimes tinkling]
>> [sighs]
>> Please tell me that you still
love me, that you trust me, that
I'm a good person.
[both sigh and moan]
[girls whispering]
>> [together]
Good morning, Mr. Walker.
>> Good morning, girls.
>> You're late, Mr. Walker.
>> Uh, yes, I know.
I apologize.
>> Mr, Walker, you're never
late.
>> Naomi.
>> I was worried.
>> I'm fine.
Thank you for your concern.
Now can we get started, please?
I hope you've all completed
your, uh--
Let's see...
Shit.
Oh.
[sobbing]
[door opens]
[footsteps]
[stall door closes]
[urinating]
[toilet flushes]
[footsteps]
[door closes]
[girls chatting]
[knocking]
>> Mr. Walker?
>> [sniffling]
>> Here we go.
>> Thanks.
>> Chet, um, just--
>> What?
>> Wait a minute.
>> What?
You don't like that?
Huh?
You don't like having sex
with me?
>> Chet, stop.
[laughs]
Stop it.
Stop it!
[sighs]
I'm an adult.
And I'm married.
See, Chet, life's really
complicated, and--
>> Elaine, Elaine--
>> I told Dave.
>> No, no.
>> Wait--
>> No, no...
Does he hate me?
>> No, he doesn't hate you.
>> I'm a bad person.
>> No, no, you're a really
good--
>> No, I'm a bad person.
I did something.
>> You're good--
>> No, I did something bad.
>> I did too.
>> Why?
>> What?
>> Why?
>> I--
I don't know why.
I have to go.
Where's my bag?
>> I got these.
I got these from the library.
We can go together.
You, Dave, me.
When I graduate.
I've been saving my money.
You wouldn't even have to pay
for me.
Okay, I love you.
I love you.
I love Dave.
Both of you.
I just want--
>> I know you do.
I know you do.
[turns on television]
>> 3-42 with 92 RBIs.
[hard rock music]
>> Come on, get up!
Hey, hey!
Come on, get up!
>> A baby.
>> Yeah.
>> Wow.
That's, um, that's--
>> I know.
I know.
I was dying to call you and tell
you as soon as we decided for
sure, but Melly wouldn't let me.
>> Well, I just thought that we
should tell you in person.
Here, let me--
>> No, no, let me take care
of it.
>> Yeah.
So, um--
How?
>> Artificial insemination.
>> And which one of you?
>> I will.
>> It's just so hard for me to
take that much time off from
work, and--
>> And I'm younger.
>> Sure.
Well, uh, here's to babies.
Congratulations.
>> Congratulations.
>> We've, um, actually been
discussing it for quite some
time, but Lilian--
>> But Lilian was too immature
for parenthood and, at someone's
insistence, had to endure six
boring months of therapy first.
>> The best I could do.
>> We want Dave to be the sperm
donor.
>> Okay, do you have to blurt
out everything before I'm ready?
>> Yeah, I do.
So, what do you think?
>> We love you both so much, and
there'd be no obligation, legal
or otherwise, on your part.
>> Although we want you both to
be present in our child's life.
>> No matter what you decide.
>> But it's not a requirement.
>> You don't have to make a
decision right away.
>> Well?
>> [clears throat]
>> Dave?
>> Uh...
>> Elaine?
>> Dave?
[girls laughing]
>> Duck...
Duck...
[knocking]
>> Come in.
>> Am I disturbing you?
>> I'm correcting papers.
>> About what?
>> Khmer Rouge.
>> Pol Pot?
Quite a guy.
>> Yeah, you could say that.
>> You know, he's still out
there in the jungles somewhere.
>> Yeah.
>> They should find him and
arrest him.
>> They will.
>> How do you grade?
>> Excuse me?
>> Your students' papers.
>> What about them?
>> Well, do you grade them on
their spelling and on their
grammar or on their ideas?
>> I grade them on everything,
of course.
>> But if somebody's got a
really good idea, they just
don't get it down in the
regular, required way--
If they mess up the rules a
little bit, then what do you do?
>> What is your point, Chet?
>> What's the most important
part?
>> I've got a lot of work to do,
okay?
>> Does the grammar really
matter as long as you get the
idea right?
>> You fucked my wife.
>> Please.
Dave, I'm sorry.
>> Mr. Walker?
I'm sorry.
I didn't mean to--
>> What is it?
>> Um, I didn't hand in my
paper yet.
>> The deadline was this
morning.
>> If I hand it in tomorrow?
>> Piercings are against school
rules, Naomi.
You know that.
>> Oh, this.
No, it's fake.
>> Take it out.
The end of the school day
tomorrow or no credit.
>> Thank you, Mr. Walker.
>> It's the last time.
>> You're the greatest.
>> [sighs]
You know, I really do have a lot
of work to do.
>> I just wanted--
Sorry.
I'm sorry.
>> Hey, hey, hey...
Um--
Disney World.
>> What?
>> Weekend after next.
Uh, I could take the Friday off,
make it a long weekend, and we
could pack everything in.
I could call and make
reservations tonight.
>> Uh, I don't think it's--
>> Oh, come on, you can take one
day off school to go to
Disney World, Chet.
>> Yeah, but I don't know--
>> Frontierland?
Tomorrowland?
Yesterdayland?
>> I don't think there's a
Yesterdayland.
>> Yeah, whatever.
I promised you.
Didn't I?
>> Yeah.
>> I just--
I don't like to break promises
to my friends, Chet.
>> Thank you, Dave.
>> All right.
>> Thank you.
>> [sighs]
[hard rock music playing]
[grunting]
>> Be my valentine.
>> David!
>> I'll be your valentine.
Only if a month.
>> [grunts]
>> Kiss him once.
Kiss him twice.
>> David!
[music stops]
Enough for tonight.
Your face is all red.
Come sit.
I was thinking--
Do you think we should buy
bikes?
We could both get bikes.
Because don't Lilian and Melissa
have bikes?
>> I don't know.
>> We could bike with them.
In the city, in the park.
David?
Have you spoken with them?
>> No.
>> Have you at least been
thinking about it?
Because I think that we owe it--
>> Yeah, I know.
[sighs]
You know, Chet came to see me.
>> Chet?
>> Yeah.
>> When?
>> Last week.
>> Where?
>> School.
Yeah, we, uh--
We talked.
>> About what?
>> About, uh--
Disney World.
>> Disney World.
>> We're going.
>> Who is going?
>> You, me, Chet.
>> I don't think that is funny.
>> I've already booked the
tickets.
They're nonrefundable.
I found a hotel I thought you
might like.
It has two swimming pools, three
restaurants, each with a
Caribbean flair, and it's just
steps from the Epcot Center, and
I got us three full Fantasy
passes, good for all theme parks
from the moment you check in
until the moment you check out.
And there's a spa facility with
all the latest treatments.
They even have couples massage.
[sighs]
I just didn't want to
disappoint him.
Feel this.
Here.
Huh?
Like a rock, huh?
Shower.
[shower running]
>> [sighs]
>> [whistling]
[Caribbean-style music playing]
>> Oh, my God!
[giggles]
Oh, my God, he's fine.
>> I should go.
>> I don't know why you need a
facial.
I mean, you're already
beautiful.
Don't take too long.
We got a full day planned.
What's on the schedule today,
Chet?
>> Uh, Jungle Boat Trip.
After that, Thunder Mountain.
>> All right, that's if the
lines are not too long.
>> Hey, come here.
Love you.
>> Don't.
Your ears are getting burned.
You should put some sunblock on.
>> Elaine.
You're having a good time,
right?
I don't bite.
Here you go.
>> Yeah, I should probably get
back to my room and get changed.
It's getting kind of cold.
>> Oh, no, stay.
I'll turn the air off.
Hey, here you go.
>> Thanks.
Hey, Dave.
>> Is Elaine okay?
>> Yeah, she's fine, Chet.
So, uh, tomorrow we go to
Blizzard Beach, right?
And I was thinking maybe tonight
before dinner, you can take me
back down to the pool and show
me one of those fancy dives of
yours.
>> Yeah, sure.
I mean, if you want to, I could
do that.
>> Great.
Great dives.
Here, why don't you show me one
right now?
>> Here?
>> Yeah, man, just here.
Show me.
>> It's kind of weird.
There's no water.
>> Yeah, why don't we just
pretend?
Here we go.
The pro.
>> The pro.
>> You spring--
>> [laughs]
Huh?
Bet the girls really go for
those dives, huh?
Come on, Chet.
Oh, you're quick, huh?
>> You're hurting me.
>> You think that Dave can dive
too, huh?
You're so special, yeah?
You swim.
You dive.
You fuck my wife.
Huh?
>> Stop it.
Stop it, all right?
You're hurting me!
Stop--
>> Oh, boy.
Ohhhh-oh.
>> David?
>> Elaine.
>> I didn't mean it.
>> Oh, my God.
>> No, no, no, no.
No, it's--
>> I guess I should pick on
someone my own size, huh?
>> Don't.
>> It's all his fault.
Tell him.
Tell her.
>> Stay away from me.
Stay--
>> No, both of you--
>> She doesn't want you, okay?
[Caribbean music playing]
[music stops]
>> [gasping]
>> Fuck off.
Fuck off.
>> I'm fine.
[cheers and applause]
>> Next up, division one
50-meter freestyle.
Swimmers, take your marks.
[applause]
Get set.
[whistle blows]
>> [sobbing]
[women chanting]
[acoustic guitar music]
>> May the sun
always shine on you,
and each day
feel so bright and new.
And may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
May the moon
always light your way,
and love
be forever here to stay.
And may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
And may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
And if the world
should turn its back to you,
and it seems,
it seems
there's nothing left to do,
then may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
Then may God
hold you in the palm
of His hand.
[insects buzzing]
[exotic flute music]
>> Thank you.
>> [speaking native language]
>> [mouthing words silently]
>> I really should stay and help
clean up.
>> Oh, no, no, go.
We're gonna throw everything
into the dishwasher.
>> "We" being me.
Dip me.
>> Oh.
>> Okay.
You two been practicing?
>> Oh, I hope you know how much
we appreciate this.
>> As do I.
>> And how much Esther and Lucas
love having their father around
all the time.
>> Okay.
>> But Melly thinks you should
go back to teaching.
>> Lilly?
Okay, so I do.
But mostly, I think you should
do whatever makes you happy.
[sighs]
>> Well, this makes me happy.
For now.
Good night.
See you tomorrow.
[whistling]
>> Lift up your arms.
Now lift and expand your heart.
A beautiful
Hackensack night.
Two teenagers kiss
and hold--
Satellite swimming above
is sending a message
of love.
>> No one's more happy
than you.
Even the sky's feeling blue.
And you don't believe,
but it's true.
No one's more happy
than you.
>> An astronaut.
Also a doctor.
>> Also?
>> Also a architect, chef, web
designer, naturalist, biologist,
oceanographer, Arctic explorer,
environmental lawyer--
Oh, and President of the United
States.
[both chuckle]
Yeah, there are a lot of
things I wanted to be when I
grew up.
>> You still could be.
20's still young.
>> Yeah.
You see that old man?
>> Yeah.
>> He used to be Khmer Rouge.
>> How do you know?
>> Everybody knows.
>> Why don't they turn him in to
the police or something?
>> Well, because some of the
police used to be Khmer Rouge
too.
>> A lot of people were.
But that was a long time ago.
Besides, he's a cool old guy.
I like him.
Yeah, Heather.
It's a pretty name.
boom!
>> No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
The Stop N Shop is open
all night
with a mothering
fluorescent light.
Milk carton pictures
a dove
as the intercom crackles
with love.
No one's more happy
than you.
The foot's
on the other shoe.
And nobody knows what to do.
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No one's more happy
than you.
No one's more happy
than you.
No one.
[exotic flute music]
[saxophone music]